"Liam: alright guys! time for me to start the song!
Zayn: no! you always start the songs! i should start. im the hot one!
Niall: nooo..I* should start! im the cute irish boy!
Louis: guys guys..who's the one with the nice bum here..? I* should start.
Harry: circles, we're going in cirlces....
Other 4: *gasp!*"